If you watch CSI: Miami you’ll no doubt be familiar with the unintentionally hilarious one-liners delivered with an air of smug, self-satisfied gusto by C-lister (he was in that one film with Linda Fiorentino, right?) David Caruso. Ah, but we love him really!
And now, thanks to the magic of YouTube, you can watch them over and over, because someone’s handily compiled the “best” bits into a seven-and-a-half minute Caruso-thon. Genius: